Yours are disgusting... Here is mine

1.Puppetlover has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
2.The first puppetlover was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
3.Scientists have discovered that puppetlover can smell the presence of autism in children.
4.Puppetlover is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
5.Puppetlover has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
6.A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and puppetlover!
7.The only Englishman to become puppetlover was Nicholas Breakspear, who was puppetlover from 1154 to 1159.
8.Puppetlover is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
9.About 100 people choke to death on puppetlover each year.
10.Puppetlover invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

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~I would rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Mines terrible :<


1. Worldwide, Raikio is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
2. Raikio was declared extinct in 1902.
3. Antarctica is the only continent without Raikio!
4. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Raikio.
5. It is bad luck to walk under Raikio!
6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Raikio.
7. Raikio was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
8. Without Raikio, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
9. Reindeer like to eat Raikio.
10. Raikioolatry is the mindless worship of Raikio!

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I regarded the world as such a sad sight
Until I viewed it in black and white
Then I reviewed every frame and basic shape
And sealed the exits with caution tape

its nice to know that youre out there pollinating our apple trees for us.

also, i have a secret. i gring my raikio when i sleep, too :'(

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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

i can smell your autism, dani.

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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

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~I would rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Ohjeez, i'm like the Bee movie now


You're so gross

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I regarded the world as such a sad sight
Until I viewed it in black and white
Then I reviewed every frame and basic shape
And sealed the exits with caution tape

"oh, please!!"

ive seen georgia make that face when we insult her chorine-y smell.

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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

lol

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I regarded the world as such a sad sight
Until I viewed it in black and white
Then I reviewed every frame and basic shape
And sealed the exits with caution tape

Really alex, really? Why can't you just insult me to my face, hm?
And why were you not in school, slacker?

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Quiero cambiar el mundo!