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Journal Entry: Tue Sep 16, 2008, 12:54 PM
1. What is your first name? ...ash.

2. Were you named after anyone? maybe.

3. Do you wish on stars? if i stay up late enough

4. When did you last cry? all the time. maybe im crying right now );

5. Do you like your handwriting? not really, my Ss are wierd.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat? salami

7. What is your most embarrassing CD? hard to say. i have the old brittany spears, and an old NSYNC, which i still listen to sometimes and think back to the old days.

8. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? probably not. id steal all of the attention from myself.

9. Do you have a journal? y-yes.

10. Do you use sarcasm a lot? not really

11. What are your nicknames? i dont have any, do i?

12. Would you bungee jump? hell no

13. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off? they dont have laces.

14. Do you think that you are strong? ROAR YEAH

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? hard to say. i like ice cream. yellow marshmellow!!!

16. Shoe size? 8

17. Red or pink? pink

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? my lard, maybe.

19. What do you miss most? when my step father wasnt such a dick.

20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? no >:C

21. What color pants/shoes are you wearing? white with black polka dot shorts, no shoes.

22. What are you listening to right now? boom boom i want you in my room.

23. Last thing you ate? a cosmic brownie

24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? one of those cool ones that reveals different colors in other crayons.

25. What is the weather like right now? gray and lookin like rain soon.

26. Last person you talked to on the phone? my moms answering machine.

27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face?

28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? no one sent it. i TOOK it.

29. Favorite drink? diet pepsi

30. Favorite sport? FOOTBALL >:C

31. Hair color? blond

32. Eye color? blue

33. Do you wear contacts? ew, no.

34. Favorite food? food. except fish.

35. Last movie you watched? twelve monekysssss

36. Favorite day of the year? xmas morning :P

37. Scary movies or happy endings? niether!!

38. Winter or summer? winter

39. Hugs or kisses? hugs

40. What is your favorite dessert? really sugary stuff

41. Who is most likely to do this meme? rachael, because she did it already

42. Who is the least likely to do this meme and comment? C, beacsue she doesnt even have an account.

43. What books are you reading? sabriel, that one gossip girl, eyeshield 2

44. What's on your mouse pad? a t rex

45. What did you watch on TV last night? new york goes to hollywood

46. Favorite smells? the smell of a new oncoming season

47. Favorite sound? the sound of me reading a terrible fanfiction and giggling.

48. Rolling Stones or Beatles? niether

49. What's the furthest you've been from your home? cancun

50. Do you have a special talent? no

51. What is your ring tone? it doesnt ring

  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: boom, boom, boom
  • Reading: eyeshield
  • Watching: DANI O_O
  • Playing: shadow of the colossus
  • Eating: brownie
  • Drinking: diet pepsi

Devious Information

  • Current Age: ;D
  • Interests: yaoi, walri
  • Favourite movie: howls moving castle
  • Favourite genre of music: the nice kind
  • Favourite artist: all you guys on my faves list :D
  • Favourite poet or writer: riichiro inagaki. >:[
  • Favourite photographer: chrissy...shes my camera ...person...
  • Favourite game: folklore
  • Favourite gaming platform: playstation
  • Favourite cartoon character: yoichi hiruma
  • Personal Quote: WE ARE SUPERIOR
  • Tools of the Trade: black pen

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Devious Comments

~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: 1 day 6 hours ago
uh the whole bullying part, dani?!?! snape was a nerd! i bet he read like.......artemis fowl and shit! poor kid!

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~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: 2 days 6 hours ago
my mom was supposed to call me two hours ago.

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: 4 days 17 hours ago
Its been a week since I last talked to you :iconcryingplz:

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=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 24, 2008, 4:33:53 AM
whats wrong with being a high school bully???

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~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 23, 2008, 1:47:44 PM
yeah, lucius is cool, and voldemort, i like him. i like sirius okay, even though he ws a high school bully.

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 23, 2008, 4:55:30 AM
What about Luscious O:??? or voldemort. I like lupin and ron too... Do you like sirius?

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~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 22, 2008, 1:56:21 PM
i HATE harry! whiny sutty man bitch!!! i like, uh, lupin and ron. and deffinitely snape.

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
~nuxill:iconnuxill: Sep 20, 2008, 12:54:49 PM
Thanks a bunch for the fave. :)

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=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 18, 2008, 4:43:57 AM
Im just calling him that because thats his name in the story :( I never like Harry Potter though, even if he was the main character in the story, I still hate him.

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The good die young ,because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 17, 2008, 1:10:46 PM
lolol i like how youre calling him vampire, too. youre cool, dani.

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 15, 2008, 5:25:54 AM
:( ridiculous?

i like it too > <

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The good die young ,because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 14, 2008, 12:26:21 PM
youre ridiculous.

i like it.

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 12, 2008, 12:33:24 PM
:iconsharknoseplz::iconsharkeyeplz:
:iconpuppetlover::iconsharkbodyplz::iconsharktailplz:

Like my new icon? isnt he cute :heart:

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The good die young ,because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 10, 2008, 5:05:43 AM
XD really they thought that? i think its real. i dont think even a half intelligent person would write all that crap for no reason... i still never read the part with vampire pointing his womb or w/e at voldemort.

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The good die young ,because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 9, 2008, 1:51:18 PM
rotfl. a lot of people think it was actually a parody. i really hope it was real...

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 8, 2008, 4:42:53 AM
10 is probably a pretty accurate guess... sadly whether she improves or not she will always be remembered for making the worst fanfic of all time XD

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~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 5, 2008, 1:36:00 PM
......:heart:

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 5, 2008, 1:35:44 PM
hmmm, fine, ill make an account, since you said so d:< ill trust. for NOW.

lolol isnt it great? the girl is probably 10 or so, so she'll grow up soon and stop being so monsterously creepy, right? right? dont lose hope, dude.

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 5, 2008, 1:18:00 PM
:iconasamah:

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 5, 2008, 1:05:06 PM
alex you lie! its easy. they dont ask for your name or address. TRUST ME!!!!

yeah i read it further :lmao: omg it was so awful alex DX i read all the parts you said. it makes me loose faith in humanity... Its funny but sad that someone actually wrote that.

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The good die young ,because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 5, 2008, 1:01:41 PM
yeah i wasnt thinking D:

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=puppetlover:iconpuppetlover: Sep 5, 2008, 1:01:15 PM
):

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The good die young ,because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 5, 2008, 12:55:17 PM
not when its trying to eat me it isnt O:<

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 5, 2008, 12:54:54 PM
seriously? lol

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv
~vileteddies:iconvileteddies: Sep 5, 2008, 12:54:26 PM
i havent in a long time. not since they put up that scary 'U MUST B 18 OR U WILL B ARRESTED OR W/E". can you imagine a worse thing to be arrested for?

think that if you kept reading, you would change your mind. it is 100% the worst. like the nonsensical chapter where lupin and snape were using a camera (the kind taht dont even work in hogwarts) to film the stupid girl and were 'masticating' while doing it. then hagrid confessed his love to the girl for no reason.

or when voldemort was flying towards her, so she pointed her wand at him and yelled, 'crookshanks!!'.

or when harry (whose new name is vampire becasue he suddenly and unexplainedly likes the taste of blodd, which humans can only drink about a pint of before becoming ill, btw), pointed his "womb" at voldemort threateningly.

or when dumbledore caught draco "putting his thingie into her you-know-what" against a tree in the forest, instead of them doing it in the car right next to them, and yelled, "“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

omfg. omfg. it just...makes me so happy.

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What does a whale spread on its toast?- Hisagiluv